The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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to be shitty

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to science.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!