The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!