The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!