The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the power of make your leg invisible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!