The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to be powerless

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!