The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to pee out blue

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!