The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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KeemStar

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The Power of cheese

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!