The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to shit in your eye

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to sweat soup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!