The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!