the ability to walk on your eyelids

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!