Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the power to create a meme

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to write about power.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to think.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!