The power to get foot-boners

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to die

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!