Imortality.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to sleep

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!