The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to be a human

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!