The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to see through water

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The power to eat edible things.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!