The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to bleed

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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KeemStar

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!