Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!