The power to use windows 10.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

The ability to sweat caramel

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The power to not hear thunder.

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

The power to go part way through walls

The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to do anything within your limits.

Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

Balls.

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

The Power to have a bowel movement.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!