the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Death at will

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!