The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to see in black and white.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!