The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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Retractable teeth

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!