The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to pee any color

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!