The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The powers of a burnt face

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!