The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the ability vote up this superpower

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!