the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to potato.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!