The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!