The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!