The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!