the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!