The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to sleep

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!