The power to be a human

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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KeemStar

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to die using your willpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!