The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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black people

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to create a meme

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!