The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to get older every second

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!