The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to make to much coffee

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!