The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!