The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to write about power.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!