The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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Facebook.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!