The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!