The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!