the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!