The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!