Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to never end your .

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to grow boobs

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!