The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to turn coke into pepsi

thumb_up thumb_down +11

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The power to die when you get scared.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to grab a cats face

thumb_up thumb_down -71

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

thumb_up thumb_down -99

The power to have 20/21 vision

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to blink slightly less often.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

thumb_up thumb_down -68

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

thumb_up thumb_down +143

The ability to always be fashionable late

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to make meringues levitate

thumb_up thumb_down +81

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to get older every second

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!