the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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KeemStar

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to die at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!