The power to make someone think about frogs

The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

the power to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................waste your time

thee power to not eat but still starve

I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

The power to know what Erika is!

The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

the ability to see into the past

The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

The power to transform into yourself

Dejavu

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

Night vision that only works during the day

The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

the power to fart in 7 different colors

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

The Power of cheese

Imortality.

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

The power to control hummingbirds.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!