The power to see through bones.

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the power to be phone

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!