The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!