The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!