The power to forget what you were going to say

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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vomitspit

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!