The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!