The power to talk to dust

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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KeemStar

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!