the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to bleed

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to fly....underwater

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!