The Power to die at will

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to die

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to pee out blue

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!