The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to see through glass

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!